Darth Vader turns up to register as presidential candidate in Ukraine elections
In perhaps the most unexpected turn of events in Ukrainian politics, any news say that Darth Vader, Sith Lord of the Galactic Empire, has declared himself a candidate in the Ukrainian presidential election. The political force is strong with this one.
While the Sith lord generally resides in a galaxy far, far away, he seems to have particular interest in Ukrainian politics.
"I am prepared to take responsibility for the fate of this country, if
fellow citizens do me this high honor. I alone can make an empire out of
a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and
pride for this country," Vader said.
The dark
lord has the backing of the Internet Party of Ukraine, which was
established in 2007 and has already filed the necessary paperwork for
Vader to appear on the May 25th ballot. Vader, currently the chairman of
the Internet Party, has also made the required monetary deposit
of 2.5 million Ukrainian hryvnia ($225,225) required for candidacy. One
assumes Emperor Palpatine is among his financial backers.
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A message from Anonymous & RedHack: To the fascist government of Turkey.

A message from Anonymous & RedHack.
- To the fascist government of Turkey. We are Anonymous.
With the recent ban you have placed on Twitter. You have proved to the citizens of all nations that you, Erdogan, do not care about your people, nor do you care about their voices and opinions. Your only care is your authority, dominance, and your odious ways to further suppress the Turkish people from shouting their cries of freedom.
- Even, if it means waging war against your own people.
- The Internet is our home Erdogan, and no one violates its system, especially men like you.
- Now, with the recent ban you have now placed on YouTube. This, is a call of urgent attention and action.
- Erdogan is officially planning to ban Facebook in the future.
- We advise all cyber activists to ready themselves to counter such measure of oppression and censorship.
- We are Anonymous.
- We are legion.
- We do not forgive.
- We do not forget.
- Prime Minister Erdogan, Expect us.
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